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wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

(via iamjacks-blog)

lameborghini:

my followers are cuter than ur followers

(via hancljob)

stupidstagram:

tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and suck your foot… (345,000 notes) 

me: chill 

(Source: natnovna, via hancljob)

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

(via theesmellofpetrichor)

startingwithayang:

The year is 2214

A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD

"I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them." Says the person

Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens

They did it

They were remembered for centuries

(via memeaboos)

quentintortellini:

one way 

or another

i’m gonna find ya

i’m gonna frick ya frick ya frick ya frick ya

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

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