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meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

(via handjob)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via blenoast)

aidn:

how can i have a gender if I’m an marshmallow? checkmate
"Fuck, my tea."

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via creibert)

nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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(via handjob)

Anonymous: What kind of dog do you have?

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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via creibert)